July 16th, 2010
This is the 21st installment of my "Ask Jax" series. I'm open to answering any of your pressing inquiries. Any topic. I can't guarantee instant publication, but I will hold onto all questions and attempt to answer them at some point during my 365 day blog entry challenge. Remember there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people who ask questions.
Are there any good free pottery classes within 20 minutes of my apartment? - Jon Reitzes, Brooklyn New York
Jax's Answer - Jon, it is beyond serendipitous that you came to me with this inquiry because we're neighbors AND I teach a free pottery class. Having been trained in the Patrick Swayze-Demi Moore technique, you will leave my class having mastered pinching, coiling and glazing. My specialty clay projects include making dreidels, urns and Jheri curl intensive busts of Lionel Ritchie's head.
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near? - Pete Schwinge , Brooklyn, New York
Jax's Answer: I wear a Pashmina. Made of bird seeds.
Can you watch my cat for a few days? - Clyde Heneriques, Brooklyn, New York
Jax's answer - This is a bold choice because the last time I babysat (Cupcake) the cat she became my muse for a photography project entitled "The Kitty Porn Project". Oh the time we had, we laughed, we purred we liked it better than "Cats". Wait. Scratch that. Below is the summation of how we spent our time together last time(and ideas for future encounters) that I wrote about on "Day 327 - Moroccan BBQ Love & Cold Fusion Kitty". If you feel comfortable with my continued intentions, I'd be honored to pamper your pussy.
As I mentioned, in an effort to take our relationship to the next inappropriate level, I've been photographing Cupcake in her rawest moments. So far the the photo series includes the following installments:.
- Kitty Porn. Part 1 - Cupcake sitting on her cat butt with her cat paw on her cat crotch. Title: Addicted to the Nip. Chronic Masturbator
- Kitty Porn. Part 2 - She's wearing my bikini - Title: Celebrate the Season. Hot or Not?
- Kitty Porn. Part 3 - Title: Kitty with Vibrator
Future installments for The Kitty Porn Project :
- Astronaut Kitty
- Cold Fusion Kitty (Included are goggles, white lab jacket and a Bunsen burner)
- Blow Jobs For Crack Kitty