November 6th, 2009
Don’t get used to the blond hair y’all. I might need to be going back to recession brown.
For the first time since 1983 , our country’s unemployment rate rose above 10%. 175,000 jobs were eliminated in October resulting in the 22nd straight month of job losses.
Being poor is so hot right now.
I threw it out to you. What are some things that you're eliminating during these "trying" economical times?
Happiness
-Vicky Kuperman
Bowel movements, regardless of the times
-Adam Holtz
Limos and ho’s. Pants
-Ted Kim
Gold-plated "dainties".
-Michael Dubow
White elephant hunts
-Daniel Friedland
Prosti - I mean, dating.
-David Schlesinger
Friends
-Edward A. Sotelo
My children
-Ruth Kabat Thomas
Cable
-Roberta Scott
If you give up cable, they win!!
-Ruth Kabat Thomas
Vowels. I will save on ink.
-Dan Verkman
Excise taxes
-Shannon Brame-Collier
Self esteem, unless I can borrow some.
-Ken Miller
Hotel rooms. The back seat of a Dodge was perfectly fine when I was 19.
-John Kosciusko
Meat cured snacks
-David Forman Katz
As for me, I generally can’t skimp on hair care(and nice jeans and fancy coffee) but I’m thinking responsible Jax should start reconsidering. Please. Who am I trying to kid? Living on the edge Jax will prevail and I will ultimately not do without these few things that bring me so much joy. My delusions of grandeur will beat out the suffering economic system. But well played economy. Well played.
Friday, November 6, 2009
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