January 31st, 2010
I’m a little disappointed in myself for not reading more these days. I’ve been so consumed with writing that most of my reading involves proofreading my blog entries. Those of you who are following my 365 day blog entry challenge know that I’m not even so good at that. I think that the only way for me to get back into the perusing of the written word is to start my own book club. It shall be called Jax’s Cool & Exclusive Book Club. You are only welcome to join if you posses super cool and exclusive tendencies and a basic command of the English language. I commit to choose our reading assignments wisely. The following are real books (according to Amazon.com) that we will be discussing over the course of the year at my apartment. I will be serving crudités, Hot Pockets and boxes of white zinfandel.
1. Down Home Gynocology
2. Scouts in Bondage
3. How to Reuse Old Graves
4. The Devil's Cloth: A History of Stripes
5. Knitting With Dog Hair
6. 101 Uses for an Old Farm Tractor
7. Across Europe by Kangaroo
8. 101 Super Uses for Tampon Applicators
9. What’s Your Poo Telling You
10. Super Fetus
11. How to Make Love While Conscious
12. Why Cats Paint
13. Razor Wire Pubic Hair
14. Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself
15. How to Be a Pope: What to Do and Where to Go Once You're in the Vatican
16. How to Read a Book
17. Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality
18.The History of Lesbian Hair
19. People Who Don’t know They’re Dead
20. If You Want Closure In Your Relationship Start With Your Legs
If you’re interested in joining my book club, please email my assistant Voldar at Voldar@Jax’ssupercool&exclusivebookclubforpeoplewiththebasiccommandoftheenglishlanguage.com
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