Day 161 - wikiHow You Humor Me

January 16th, 2010

You know when you wake up in the morning and just think, “I’d really like to make a mannequin out of my pillow?” Happened to me this morning. I immediately got on that “interweb” thing and went to my favorite extensive database of how-to guides written by non experts, wikiHow. Not to my surprise...but certainly to my delight, I came across step-by-step instructions on how to make a mannequin out of a pillow. Since any visitor to wikiHow can create a new page and write about how to do something, my contribution will be thorough directions on how to utilize a mannequin to substitute for real friendship.

Since we’re also allowed to edit current how-to guides on wikiHow, I invite you to join me in adding some of our expertise to already existing instructions:


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